h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

dumbkili:

I went on a journey of self discovery today

GAME OF THRONES: Two Swords (4x01)

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I’m gonna to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

tardis-mind-palace:

askthesassyangelcastiel:

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

hepickedtherighttie:

napkindicks:

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

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I think the factory workers need help

I think they want us to pick up where they left off

dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days

why do we always end up here

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I FUCKIN KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN

myanonymouslove:

the-vashta-nerada:

i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer

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fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

tardis-mind-palace:

worths:

ok thanks

Even Siri hates math

tardis-mind-palace:

worths:

ok thanks

Even Siri hates math

imjustbeingfriendly:

carbonxribs:

a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty

Favourite line in all of Dinsey

greymichaela:

cyanidecaps:

jennakay:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake 

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I’ve changed my mind.

yungbara:

bless gloria 

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